January 2011
Heaven and hell
jimparedes:
Hakuin, the fiery and intensely dynamic Zen master, was once visited by a samurai warrior.
“I want to know about heaven and hell,” said the samurai. “Do they really exist?” he asked Hakuin. Hakuin looked at the soldier and asked, “Who are you?”
“I am a samurai,” announced the proud warrior.
“Ha!” exclaimed Hakuin. “What makes you think you can understand such insightful things?...
HOW GOOD PEOPLE TURN EVIL. Corruption in the... →
Dear Alyssa,
thegreatest:
astrange:
Please stop crying, i beg of you. You’re a smart woman and you know it, you know all the answers and you know why this is meant to me. You know that he has done you wrong and you should just accept that and move on. I know that you are trying your hardest but at least try to be happy because you deserve it, it is your birthday tomorrow, please, just smile be happy your...
Barbie Style
scilonbarbie:
My goal for 2011 is to be like a Barbie doll. This is how I plan to achieve it.
11 Rules for EVERY DAY * Hygiene: shower daily, brush teeth twice a day, wash your face before bed, keep your house clean * Hair: BLONDE, long, straight, clean & neat, use conditioner after washing * Skin: shave armpits & legs, sunscreen at day, eye cream at night, hand cream in winter ...
“Twenty-nine billion pesos went into the national treasury. Only P9 billion went...”
– Pres. Aquino tells off reporters still asking about his cars
I share the President’s sentiment 100%. There are some reporters who are too lazy to do their homework, so they go with fluff news bits they hear about through text. Sometimes, watching a Malacanang press conference is like attending a...
Egypt's battle is on
glitterandballs:
“A young demonstrator told me that, when running from the police on Tuesday, he entered a building and rang an apartment bell at random. It was 4am. A 60-year-old man opened the door, fear obvious on his face. The demonstrator asked the man to hide him from the police. The man asked to see his identity card and invited him in, waking one of his three daughters to prepare some...
Ladies, here's the thing
thegreatest:
A man will never tell you that sex with you is lousy.
He’ll never tell you that your blowjobs, well, blow, and are at best…distracting (and that’s being nice, Miss “I’ll just play with the tip and I suddenly forgot I had hands”)
A man is just happy he has a warm, live hole he can stick his corrupt companion in and brag to his friends about it afterwards. He’s not gonna do anything...
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